shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

oh shit he’s crying

foxnewsofficial:

i’m not like other girls i’m a boy

egberts:

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE

“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”

AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT 

BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt

australiansanta:

hepatitisbey:

Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests? 

what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick

just realised that ive not watched the most recent supernatural so i better get off tumblr before spoilers

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

(Source: natural-charisma)

oh shit

doctor who is on now

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help

2 exams down

7 to go

but its alright I have 2 weeks till the next lot of exams which makes me feel better